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ONE NEFARIOUS STREET-PERFORMING CAT.

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The subject is known to make large noises in public what it calls "music, "extorting others to pay tips to stop. Its 'single-bucket' moniker is misdirection—in fact there are two buckets, beware. The second bucket, however, is no mere decoy—it serves as vessel for up to seven mysterious objects the creature pulls out like some ghetto Doraemon to add flair and havoc to its percussive expositions—cymbals, frying-pans, waste-bins, bongo-drums, the like. In ensemble-form, the cat uses them to execute a techno-electrofunk inspired jam.

 

Note, caution should be exercised even if only a single bucket is involved. Adhering to some secret creed of its own conceiving, the suspect has convinced itself to unlock variety on that single bucket as rarely seen—this, coupled by well-known rumors of the bucket being possessed by an ancient neanderthal spirit, makes the duo highly volatile, unpredictable and dangerous. For more info and tips for rules of engagement, please contact our farm's park-ranger on discord @coldcabinsam.