His hobbies include:
freestyle hiphop dance / qigong / meditation /
longboarding / street-drumming.
—He thinks he's so cool. He's not.
Here he is playing drums trying to impress chicks. Deep down he probably thinks he's some tortured artist no-one can understand. Boo-hoo-hoo.
Like I said. A turnip.
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..He's not above animal cruelty either.
Rumor has he's been seen subjugating a poor little goblin to make stories to serve his own nefarious
and dubious agenda.
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This is Owen Mills.
He is the farmhand maintaining this site behind-the scenes. I've done you a great service not to include contact information, for he is an arrogant, childish, and insufferable git. Frankly, no-one knows why our proprietor tasked the maintenance of this property to this turnip.
WE ARE BEETS, darn it!
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